This list is certainly comprehensive, featuring 63 varied perspectives on Shit Happens. It may be difficult to read for some.
Here are a few of the ones included:
Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn't shit. Zen: What is the sound of Shit Happening? Atheism: I don't believe this shit. Existentialism: What is shit, anyway? Mysticism: This is really weird shit. Wicca: You make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times.
Vegetarianism: If it happens to shit, don't eat it. Amish: Modern shit is useless. Tantrism: Fuck this shit. Trekism: To boldly shit where no-one has shit before. Communism: Let's share the shit. Surrealism: Fish happens. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Many more included: Buddism, Islam, Judaism, Conspiracy Theorism, Darwinism, Freud, Politically Correct, Environmentalism, Baptism, Voodoo, New Age, Hare Krishna, Hip-Hop and still many more!