This postcard is HUGE. Size: 7" X 5", so it will not fit in a postcard rack, but will fit in a notecard rack. 100% recycled paper.  It will not go with Postcard postage, but needs letter rate postage. 

 God would like to thank you for your belief & patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions... Hilarious questionaire. 1. How did you first find out about God? Newspaper. Television. Divine inspiration. Word of mouth. Other______. 2. Are you currently using any other sources of inspiration, security or guidance in addition to God? Please tick all that apply. None. Tarot. Fortune cookies. Television. Bi0-rhythms. Insurance policies. Lottery. Self-help books. Sex. Alcohol. Horoscopes. Advice columns. 3. God employs a limited amount of Divine Intervention to keep a balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Would you prefer: (Circle one) A. More divine intervention. B. Less Divine Intervention C. Current level of Divine Intervention just right. D. Don't know. There is more. 

Written by B.C. Brown.