"We're obviously different. We can't have committed relationships. We want special rights. It's a choice. We're going through a phase. We could change. One is the man, one is the woman. We're either into whips or whipped cream. We don't deserve equal rights.

We're all promiscuous. We can't find happiness. We can't be good parents. We haven't met the right man/woman yet. We recruit & corrupt children. We fear the opposite sex. AIDS is our fault. We want to convert you. We only live in big cities. It's our parents fault.