Dear cute animals—f*ck you! Combining hilarious profanity with
adorable animal photographs, this hilarious calendar will help you to
laugh it off and learn something new each month about how unnecessarily
cute animals can be. Perfect as a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer,
or gift for yourself!
Each month includes funny phrases on adorable animal photographs, such as:
- What the hell hedgehog, I can't even fucking hug you
- Fuck you, baby pig. You don't need a goddamn teacup
- Where the fuck are your legs, little fluff?
Also includes hilarious holiday swears in the grid!