God Wants To Know. Postcard. God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer to following questions. Hilarious!
God Wants To Know. God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.
1. How did you first find out about God? Newspaper. Television. Divine inspiration. Word of mouth. Other______. 2. Are you currently using any other sources of inspiration, security or guidance in addition to God? Please tick all that apply. None. Tarot. Fortune cookies. Television. Bi0-rhythms. Insurance policies. Lottery. Self-help books. Sex. Alcohol. Horoscopes. Advice columns. 3. God employs a limited amount of Divine Intervention to keep a balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Would you prefer: (Circle one) A. More divine intervention. B. Less Divine Intervention C. Current level of Divine Intervention just right. D. Don't know. There is more. Written by B.C. Brown.